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		<title>The Rank News At The Movies: Orphan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GregB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Rank News at the movies looks at the Orphan when something evil is let out of its box there is no turning back for Morph. Related articles Orphan- Spoiler Alert! (horrorbuff101.wordpress.com) Vera Farmiga and Mark Strong Sign on for CLOSER TO THE MOON (collider.com) Goldberg adopts orphaned kitten who escaped death (hollywood.com) Gabriel Iglesias&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/08/26/the-rank-news-at-the-movies-orphan/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ranknews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14051550&amp;post=4895&amp;subd=ranknews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tracey Emin Artwork Lights Up Downing Street</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 10:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GregB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It might look like a motivational message to inspire MPs wandering the corridors of power &#8211; but to others it makes Number 10 look like a nightclub. Controversial artist Tracey Emin has paid a visit to Downing Street to hang one of her famous artworks inside the historic building. The neon sign is said to be&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/08/26/tracey-emin-artwork-lights-up-downing-street/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ranknews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14051550&amp;post=4890&amp;subd=ranknews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Putin Strips Off During Official Visit To A Hospital</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 09:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GregB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vladamir Putin took the opportunity to strip off once again for waiting photographers during an official visit to a hospital in Smolensk. Putin revels in his self-styled reputation as the hard man of international politics &#8211; but even tough guys need a little help now and again. And when there&#8217;s the opportunity to combine a presidential&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/08/26/putin-strips-off-during-official-visit-to-a-hospital/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ranknews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14051550&amp;post=4886&amp;subd=ranknews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Rank News Magazine: London 2012 Olympic Ambassadors</title>
		<link>http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/08/13/the-rank-news-magazine-london-2012-olympic-ambassadors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 19:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GregB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[London City Council announces its London 2012 calendar highlighting their 2012 Olympic Ambassadors. Inside this weekends Rank News Magazine  we ask do our youth get too many breaks. The Rank News at all good retailers out now. Related articles London riots: 2012 Olympics ambassador&#8217;s mother urges parents to also &#8216;shop children&#8217; (telegraph.co.uk) London riots: the&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/08/13/the-rank-news-magazine-london-2012-olympic-ambassadors/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ranknews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14051550&amp;post=4881&amp;subd=ranknews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>London Counts Down To Olympic Finals</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 11:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GregB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[England braces itself as it waits in anticipation of the instant calm in riot torn cities across the land as David Cameron places his backside in the chair at today’s COBRA meeting. The capital has been hit with sporadic outbreaks of rioting, looting and general civil disobedience since Saturday. This has been whilst Mr Cameron&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/08/09/london-counts-down-to-olympic-finals/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ranknews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14051550&amp;post=4870&amp;subd=ranknews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tottenham Road Sims Game Out Now : It&#8217;s A Riot!</title>
		<link>http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/08/07/tottenham-road-sims-game-out-now-its-a-riot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2011 14:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GregB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Looking for an excuse to vent your spleen then why not try the new Tottenham Riots Sims Game . You can build up your community and then watch it burn down as you rip up the streets with gratuitous violence and mindless looting. &#160; &#160; Related articles Tottenham riots: Police &#8216;had not anticipated&#8217; extreme&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/08/07/tottenham-road-sims-game-out-now-its-a-riot/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ranknews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14051550&amp;post=4871&amp;subd=ranknews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Transfer News! Everton Bag Big Money Purchase</title>
		<link>http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/08/05/transfer-news-everton-bag-big-money-purchase/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 22:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>daveh75</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everton F.C have today finally given their anxious supporters something to cheer this transfer window with the announcement of their first summer purchase. At a specially convened Press Conference at the club’s GoodisonPark home, flamboyant Chairman Bill Kenwright struggled to contain his emotion as he unveiled his blockbuster buy.  “My fellow Evertonians, today I stand&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/08/05/transfer-news-everton-bag-big-money-purchase/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ranknews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14051550&amp;post=4866&amp;subd=ranknews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Zara and Mike Royal Wedding Gift Available To All Our Readers</title>
		<link>http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/07/31/zara-and-mike-royal-wedding-gift-available-to-all-our-readers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 14:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GregB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Rank News is happy to announce the Royal Gift of the century with its new Mike Tindall detachable nose.  You too can now attract yourself a royal bride with this easy to use Mike Tindall nose which comes with its very own royal nose stand. No longer will you just be happy to accept&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://ranknews.wordpress.com/2011/07/31/zara-and-mike-royal-wedding-gift-available-to-all-our-readers/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ranknews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14051550&amp;post=4862&amp;subd=ranknews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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