Keegan’s Magic Rubs Off Again
The Kevin Keegan Era Mk II got off to a distinctly inauspicious start as Newcastle were held to a drab goalless draw by Bolton at an expectant St James’s Park.
Cultural Killings But Not in Liverpool
So called Honour Killings by some ethnic groups in Britain have come under further police scrutiny. The Federation of Police have confirmed that they will now be called Cultural Killings to take away any connection to the word Honour. This change of name has been welcomed by many but not by all. The Merseyside Police … Continue reading
Global Warming Means Polar Bear Warning
The world let out a collective sigh of relief when it was announced that America has placed the Polar Bear on its list of endangered species. The polar bear which migrates across the ice flows in search of food enters Alaska during part of its hunting season. Ecologists as well as Animal Welfare organizations look … Continue reading
Home Secretary In Shock Strategy
Smith to outline terror strategy Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is to outline the Government’s strategy to tackle radicalisation among Britain’s Muslims. Her office have however, denied rumours that they plan to issue a poster of the Home Secretary (see above) in order to shock youngsters from getting involved in such terrorist activities in the first … Continue reading
The Queens Speech In Porn Shocker
The Queens 2007 speech to the nation caused a little controversy it now transpires. The Queens speech which was broadcast to the nation as normal was also uploaded to an Internet host site for the very first time. This was deemed to be a stupendous success by all involved in such an historic event until … Continue reading
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