Navy Files Of 600,000 Seamen Go Missing
The hunt for the missing records of 600,000 seamen is yet another embarrassment to Gordon Brown’s Government. Sources within the government say that every avenue is being looked into to find such important documents. The American pop group Village People have denied that they may have been responsible for getting hold of the seaman’s records … Continue reading
Heathrow Crash expert Analysis
The scientific experts looking into the recent Heathrow crash have developed a chart providing exact figures for the lucky plane. The countries top aviation scientist have provided key data showing just how lucky the BA flight actually was.
Sustainable Foods For The Future
With most fish stocks at an all time low and almost near extinction. Scientists are looking at other more sustainable food sources. One of the leading men in this field Dr Roe said, “We are now using science, especially genetics to create alternative food sources for future generations. We have recently crossed a chicken with … Continue reading
Business News:
After the launch of the adult version of You Tube, You Porn an American businessman has tried unsuccessfully to launch a similar money making business. Mr Han’s Kranker who moved from his native Germany during the late 1970’s has for the last few decades been making his name known in adult entertainment as a big … Continue reading
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