Crimefighter Jim Fixes The Burglars.

Veteran DJ Sir Jimmy Savile has added his voice to crime fighting. Sir Jimmy features in a campaign in his native Leeds where “talking signs” triggered by people walking past in the street give advice on crime prevention. Passers by will now be greeted by Sir Jimmy’s distinctive voice on subjects such as: “Oi! Open doors, open windows. Burglars nick all the gear,” I t has caused a little concern however, when some passers by were shouted at for wearing too much ” Jewelry, jewelry, jewelry. One pensioner who wishes not to be named was left intimidated when repeatedly informed that “The band is called Showaddywaddy.” The local authority running the scheme apologized and said that these minor hiccups have now been smoothed out. However, nothing has yet been confirmed of the pensioners other complaint regarding sleeping with their dead mother.

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