Man With Biggest Hands In US History Pushes Mrs Clinton Once Again To Back Of The Queue

US presidential hopeful Barack Obama has secured a decisive win in the South Carolina primary election, as he bids to be the Democratic Party’s candidate. Mr Obama who has once again denied use of growth hormones are ensuring he can reach out to more voters than Mrs Clinton. ” I just have very large hands and the people love me more than that old witch”, Obama stated to the waiting press.

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