New Cameron Initiative
Conservative leader David Cameron has announced a new initiative to reduce the amount of people claiming state benefit. The ‘ Get Visible campain ‘ is designed to motivate the long term unemployed and encorage them back to work. ” The principle behind this campain is to make the plight of these claimants more visible within … Continue reading
Kaplinsky robbed of her sequins
So Natasha Kaplinsky is to be defrocked in front of the nation oops! Sorry, she has been asked to drop the ball gowns and sequins and wear something a little less formal whilst reading the news for her new bosses at Channel 5. Is nothing sacred you may be asking yourselves? Miss Kaplinsky who was … Continue reading
Government Whitewash Will It Wash off?
A damning report has been released by the government after much pressure from watch dog groups. The Whitewash report headed by top civil servant Lord Whitewash was released at a hastily called press meeting at Whitehall this morning assumedly in the hope the whole matter will be brushed under the carpet as quickly as possible. … Continue reading
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