Kaplinsky robbed of her sequins

So Natasha Kaplinsky is to be defrocked in front of the nation oops! Sorry, she has been asked to drop the ball gowns and sequins and wear something a little less formal whilst reading the news for her new bosses at Channel 5. Is nothing sacred you may be asking yourselves?

Miss Kaplinsky who was given a Million pounds a year to move from the BBC to Channel Five by all accounts is finding it hard to adapt to her new dress code. After years of building her reputation as the “most glamorous newsreader in Britain”, her new employers at Five, have asked Spangles, a name given to her by her former BBC colleagues to dress down for news reading.

So look out for her in a two piece swim suite and pearl necklace the next time you tune in to Five News sometime soon. Nothing however, has been confirmed about Miss Kaplinsky’s over use of her make-up. Are we soon to also see just what she looks like under the ready-mix concrete? I doubt that very much.

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