Singer Spears In Sunglasses Scare

Britney Spears has been taken to hospital by ambulance from her home in Los Angeles, police say.

Miss Spears who has been in the news on and off since her split with her former husband has been in the news yet again. Dr Victor Spode at LAX Hospital confirmed to waiting press that Miss Spears has been afflicted with a serious case of Celebrity Sunglasses Syndrome. The current hospitalization for the former teen songstress has given Miss Spears extra publicity which the failing starlet has thankfully embraced. However, the over-sized sunglasses have become a burden to Miss Spears due to the weight to face ratio. This in turn has added extra stress to her seemingly stressful life at the moment.

” We managed to get Miss Spears into our $2000,00 a day private hospital this morning. The operation should take a few hours but it isn’t life threatening. Saying that we hope to make sure Miss Spears remains in our luxury private room for as long as possible”. Dr Spode confirmed as he finished the 18th Hole at his exclusive private Golf Course.

It has been confirmed that once the sunglasses have been removed Miss Spears will be able to see visitors at her private room a lot more clearly. Elton John has contacted the family of Miss Spears to offer his help and support having been in the past a victim of over-sized sunglasses syndrome himself.

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