Prince Harry Shoots Load Into Boys Ass
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Pilot Sacked After Fly-by Stunt
A British pilot has been sacked after performing a low-flying stunt with a brand new Boeing 777. Captain Ian Wilkinson flew the Cathay Pacific plane within 28 feet of the ground with its undercarriage raised, at Boeing’s Seattle airfield. The aircraft was on its delivery flight and packed with the airline’s VIPs. The airline said … Continue reading
Buckingham Palace In Menagerie Denial
Despite weeks of denials from palace officials thermal imaging has now revealed that the royal family are indeed harboring exotic animals inside the royal residence. The animals thought to be collected by Prince Phillip while on various Safari trips have now been exposed to the world. The GAME is now up. The queen is said … Continue reading
Police Bouncy Castle Stolen
A bouncy castle used by the police has been stolen from a major crime scene. Police are appealing for any witnesses to come forward. A Police spokesman said “ I don’t think the general public realise how important these bouncy castles are to us. When we are attend a major crime we could be there … Continue reading
Boris Under Attack After Stolen Moustache In Iraq
Boris Johnson has hit the news again after it was stated in the daily Broadsheets that he confessed to stealing a souvenir from Iraq. Mr Johnson admitted that in 2003 he had lifted the souvenir whilst in Iraq at the time. Boris was less than happy to receive a letter form the Metropolitan Police asking … Continue reading
Earthquake Felt Across Much Of UK-Women Say.
The biggest earthquake in the UK for nearly 25 years was felt by women across large parts of the country. Women in Newcastle, Yorkshire, London, Cumbria, the Midlands, Norfolk and also parts of Wales, felt the earth move in their bedrooms (MANY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS) just before 0100 GMT. Many women said … Continue reading
MP’s Back Badger Cull Shock To Apprentice Finalist
MPs have backed calls for a limited cull of badgers to help prevent the spread of TB in cattle. A report by the environment select committee says the action should be focused on TB hotspots and form part of a package of control measures. This has come as a shock to Miss Ruth Badger who … Continue reading
Camilla’s Beauty Products Soon To Hit The Shops
Camilla Parker Bowles has confirmed that she is is to launch a range of cosmetics for the woman about town. Mrs Parker Bowles who is known for not only her wonderful dress sense but also for her ageless skin. ” I have been asked by numerous people how i manage to keep my looks and … Continue reading
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