03 | February | 2008 | THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire

Weapon’s of Mass Destruction In Kindergarten Construction

Posted by GregB on February 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The manual, written by two former employees of the Danish plastic-brick firm, is a big hit in the US.The authors of Forbidden LEGO: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against promise “you’ll learn to create working models that LEGO would never endorse”. The authors added: “Try your hand at a toy gun that shoots … Continue reading →

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George Bush’s Visit To Saudi Arabia

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Filed under george bush, hawk, saudi arabia, visit

Britney’s Dad Takes Over Her Affairs

Posted by GregB on February 3, 2008 · 2 Comments

A Los Angeles court on Friday placed the affairs of troubled pop singer Britney Spears under the temporary control of her father while she remains hospitalized under psychiatric care. Jamie Spears said he is looking forward to shaving all his hair off, having sex in a changing room and marrying his former class mate in … Continue reading →

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