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The Wombles Arrested In Happy Slapping Incident

Posted by GregB on February 4, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The Wombles the champions of recycling in Wimbledon Common have hit the news this week for less praise worthy reasons. The children’s favourite book characters have been unfortunately taken on the mannerisms of modern day life. Police have arrested two of the Wombles due to a spate of happy slapping incidents as well as the … Continue reading →

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