The Wombles Arrested In Happy Slapping Incident

The Wombles the champions of recycling in Wimbledon Common have hit the news this week for less praise worthy reasons. The children’s favourite book characters have been unfortunately taken on the mannerisms of modern day life. Police have arrested two of the Wombles due to a spate of happy slapping incidents as well as the attempted mugging of an OAP outside Wimbledon High Street post office for her pension book. Police have yet to confirm if the former family favourites have had anything to do with the crop of fake identity passes circulating in the area.

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