Amy Wino Wanted By Boris

Boris Johnston has lambasted Sir Elton John for not supporting him in his quest to be the next Mayor of London. Mr Johnston was bitterly disappointed that the aging musician could not see to backing him even thought they send each other Christmas cards each year.

Brian Paddick it appears is the man who has the full support of Sir Elton and his partner. It would appear that David Walliams and Dale Winton have also voiced their support for the Lib Dem’s choice for the race for Mayor of London. Mr Paddick confirmed his extreme pleasure at having such celebrity support. He said to waiting journalists that he was excited at having the likes of Sir Elton and Dale Winton standing firmly behind him.

Mr Johnson said that in that case he would love Amy Wino to help in his quest for becoming Mayor of London as he feels that her role as aged looking alcoholic drug abuser would only confirm his comittment to showing the country he was serious about being the next Mayor of London.


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