Police Crime Line Offers Sex Time Instead


People calling a Michigan state police post got an unexpected telephone message about phone sex.

Calls to the Riverport post’s main number were met Wednesday morning with a recorded message saying, ‘Have you been naughty do you want a good dressing down? Take firm action and indulge yourself with the most exciting oral conversation imaginable.’
That was followed by a telephone number for a phone sex line.

The phones were working properly by midmorning, Sgt. Alan Ramirez said.
The mix-up was an ‘internal issue that has nothing to do with the phone company’ and an investigation is underway, he told the newspaper.

The man who called the emergency services number 300 times we suggest should move to Riverport and save himself the money.

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