Owls In Decline With Climatic Times


German ornithologists are concerned by the climate change hitting Northern Germany. Due to the recent rise in rain fall over the region in the last twelve months the population of owls have been diminishing.
We contacted a leading expert in the field, Prof. Ralph Munchen from Düsseldorf University who heads the Hoffman Observatory of Owls Terrain and Environmental Rural Statistics (HOOTERS) who had recently stated in the local press that if this drop in owl population continues it could spell the end of the regions once opulent owl community.
When asked for a reason as to why the increase in rainfall may be having such an effect on the owls Prof. Munchen confirmed, “ It would be too wet to woo”.

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