Al Fayed " MI6 Killed My Hamster "

Harrods owner Mr Al Fayed claimed former prime minister Tony Blair, MI5, MI6 and the British ambassador conspired to murder his pet hamster. He claimed yesterday in court that “Britain claims to be a democracy but dark forces exist amongst us”. He claimed that evidence is clear for all to see. ” I came back from my day at Harrods and I noticed her cage had clearly been tampered with she was hardly breathing so I took her to a Harley street vet. She never came out from there alive. I now think those vets one of whom was French, colluded to make sure she did not wake up. The sad part about all this sorry tale is that I now believe she was pregnant as well”.

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