Al Fayed’s Hamster’s Diary Serialised Exclusively In The Global News Terrorists


Dear Diary,

20 February 2008.

I have been feeling for some time now that I am being used in some way by my owner Mr Al Fayed. I cannot put my little pink finger on it but somehow I feel embroiled in a conspiracy theory involving members of the Royal Family. Since I was rescued by Mr Al Fayed from a glass tube in Richard Gears bedroom I have felt comfortable in my new surroundings but since the recent court case my insecurities have flooded back. I have read today in the national newspapers that Mr Al Fayed has stated that I have been killed by Prince Phillip does Mr Al Fayed know how that type of rumour could make a Hamster feel? Obviously not.
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One Response to “Al Fayed’s Hamster’s Diary Serialised Exclusively In The Global News Terrorists”
  1. At last! Some recognition that we hamsters have an important part to play in public life…Thank you!!

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