American Missiles Ready To Go

America has denied today that it only postponed the shooting down of its military satellite in case it should be hurtling towards Tehran. Officials at NASA have refused to comment saying the choice is purely a military one and nothing they can comment on. General Karl Lutz confirmed that should the satellite near Iranian Territory it would ensure as many rockets as possible would be launched to down the satellite. When asked how many would be used if it was over the Pacific Ocean the General confirmed only one missile would be used but purely to save the already fragile echo system in the ocean of course.

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