British Gas Profits Jumps By Gazillions

Posted by GregB on February 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

Energy supplier British Gas has declared extraordinary annual profits in its latest report.

When asked about how they could justify these enormous profits a spokes man said “that old people would simply need to get used to the idea that if they did not pay their gas bill they would go to prison”.

The comments were made before the director got in to his top of the range Ferrari by his luxury cruiser in St Tropez.

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