New Blue Tongue Decease Hitting British Farmers is Marketing Ploy?
British farmers deny blue tongue is a new decease but is in fact super juicy sweets that are leaving a giving the blue tongue to their animals. A local farmer, Mr Ted Frottage explained to our paper today. “What with the recent spate of foot and mouth epidemics across the country it’s turning into a … Continue reading
New Craze "Animal Juggling "
Various Animal Welfare groups have come together in condeming Animal Juggling. Mary Peterson who is head of ‘The World Animal Trust’ or TWAT as it is sometimes known said the practice is disgusting. She said today ” how can people justifiy juggling animals ?. We are recieving reports from all over the world about this … Continue reading
First British Face Transplant Gets Ugly As Face Rejected at last minute.
The first ever face transplant in Britain has been thrown into disarray after the patient, Mrs Rosemary Sow, of Kent, refused to go ahead with the transplant. The operation was due to start at 9 o’clock yesterday morning a hospital representative confirmed. However, problems soon arose when Mrs Sow was informed whose face she was … Continue reading
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