Earthquake Felt Across Much Of UK-Women Say.

The biggest earthquake in the UK for nearly 25 years was felt by women across large parts of the country.

Women in Newcastle, Yorkshire, London, Cumbria, the Midlands, Norfolk and also parts of Wales, felt the earth move in their bedrooms (MANY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS) just before 0100 GMT.

Many women said the epicentre of the 5.3 magnitude quake had been near Market Rasen in Lincolnshire, apparently.

Teresa Green,(a woman) who lives in the town, said: “I was terrified to be honest. The noise was really, really terrifying… it was so deep and rumbling.

“It felt like the roof was going to fall in. There were people coming out in their dressing gowns wondering what it was. It was quite an experience.”

A Lincolnshire police spokeswoman said the force had received dozens of calls from women but there were none from men who had clearly been able to sleep through the supposed event, and exercise the stiff up a lip required.

Women were distressed by it so there were a large quantity of calls coming in to police stations across the country.

A man said “I heard a large thud around One O’Clock,but believed my wife was getting up to use the toilet”.

By Eric Shun (Formerly known as Neil Batley)

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