Boris Under Attack After Stolen Moustache In Iraq

Boris Johnson has hit the news again after it was stated in the daily Broadsheets that he confessed to stealing a souvenir from Iraq.

Mr Johnson admitted that in 2003 he had lifted the souvenir whilst in Iraq at the time.

Boris was less than happy to receive a letter form the Metropolitan Police asking about his confession and believes his rivals in the race to become mayor of London are using dirty tricks against him. Mr Johnson at the time this article went to press had not confirmed if he would be returning Saddam Husein’s moustache to the Iraqi people. Mayor Ken Livingston has denied any involvement in the matter.

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