Man Caught In Sex Act With Picnic Table
An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table. The alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio. The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale … Continue reading
Mr. T Brought Boy Out Of Coma
Don’t you just love it when a plan comes together?
Weirdest Headline Of The Day . Mann fingers Mark Thatcher in E. Guinea plot
Now don’t get us wrong upon first seeing this headline we felt that this was an obscene headline indeed. Upon looking into the story further, we realised that it was more than that. It was actually the story of a rich boy being protected by his mothers friends in high places within the British Establishment. … Continue reading
Cameron In Another Bike Ride Fiasco
Recently the Conservative Leader, David Cameron gave a red faced apology for riding his bike the wrong way down a one way street whilst on his way to the House of Commons. It would appear however that this is not the first time Mr Cameron’s riding skills have been called into question. News has reached … Continue reading
The Things They Say
“As a unit the Scotland squad are very,very tight” Mark Lawrenson on the Scotland International Team.Football Focus, BBC1, Saturday 29 March 2008 Spotted by both Eric Shunn and Greg Brennan Liverpool
Armed Police Have Bird Killer In Their Sights
It has been reported that the Fazackerley Bird Killer was at long last captured by Merseyside Police yesterday morning. For nearly six months now police have been on a wild goose chase across a suburb of Liverpool trying to capture the mass murderer of countless hundreds of law abiding pigeons and other common a garden … Continue reading
Police Wrong Footed In Hospital Gun Incident.
A hospital in America was locked down when armed police searched the building after a member of the public reported that a man had walked into the building with a deadly assault rifle.The ‘assault rifle’ turned out to be a prosthetic leg though police have not confirmed what caliber of leg it may have been. … Continue reading
Trunk-Cam Reveals Jungle Secrets
Cameras held by elephants’ trunks have been used to provide an intimate view of animals in the jungle. It is the basis of a three-part BBC One series: Spy in the Jungle, which is narrated by Sir David Attenborough. “Elephants are the ultimate four-by-four camera vehicle – and have allowed us to film these animals … Continue reading
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