Fruity Bat Births Surprise Park Keepers

A colony of fruit bats at a wildlife park in Essex surprised their keepers with some unexpected deliveries. Staff at the Tropical Wings park in South Woodham Ferrers, near Chelmsford,thought their Egyptian fruit bat colony was made up entirely of females. But the theory was blown apart in late January when eight of the 15 … Continue reading

Cowell Stiffens At Viagra Deal

Young at heart Simon Cowell has confirmed that he was asked by the makers of Viagra to be the face of their new campaign. Mr Cowell 78, said upon hearing from his agent that Viagra offered to give him 1Milion for the deal, “That’s a bit stiff!” Company bosses confirmed that the rejected deal offered … Continue reading

Newcastle Football Club Denies Heavy Fans Making Them Plummet Towards Bottom Of The Premiership Table

KKK In Baby Boom Experiment

Disturbing pictures revealed today have shown how the Ku Klux Klan are preparing to increase their population through a massive birthrate explosion experiment amongst their followers. A secret undercover Global News Terrorists reporter has provided photgraphic evidence of this sickening experiment and we show it here to warn the world of this possible threat to … Continue reading

School Report of Jesus Found On Skip

Your Favourite newspaper has come in to receipt of an early school report for Jesus. Top scientific experts have verified that the report is real and after much debate our editorial team along with our legal department have given permission to publish the very report for our loyal readers. Dear Mr & Mrs God. Well … Continue reading

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