Worker Caught Having Sex With Henry Hoover


A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital’s staff canteen. A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its “nose”.
The contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.

The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to “clean himself and the hoover” before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.

When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was “a common practice in Poland”. He has since been fired.

The man’s former employers were shocked by the incident. They confirmed the person involved as been relieved of his duties as well of his dignity. They also confirmed that should there be any come backs from this matter then it will be put in to the hands of our solicitors.

Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as “famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again.”

All denials have been made by the company contracted to work at the building that a cover up has been made over the incident. Nor has it been confirmed if a cover if a clean sweep of its employees have been made to spare the company future blushes.

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