27 | March | 2008 | THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire

Bush Has Another Rush To His Head

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Heather Mills Goes Missing in Outback

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My Bird

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Panda Research Causes Knee Jerk Reactions

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China’s notoriously sex-shy pandas are being put through a rigorous “Sexercise” programme in a new effort to encourage them to mate, state media reported on Tuesday. It was confirmed that a Panda Breeding and Research Centre in the south-western province of Sichuan is making male pandas walk on their two legs to strengthen their pelvic … Continue reading →

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