The First Official CCTV Footage Of Panda Mugging Released By Police


Police at Wolverhampton have today released CCTV footage of the recent mugging that occurred at the weekend. Two teenage pandas walked up to an unsuspecting panda in broad daylight and mugged their victim. The victim who wishes to remain anonymous was left shaken after the incident. Apparently it has caused chaos with the male Pandas libido. His girlfriend remained silent on hearing this and merely shook her head.

Police investigating the crime have expressed their concern over the incident. They have asked local residence to remain vigilant and if they should see the perpetrators that they should not be approached. Wolverhampton police are currently working on a few phone calls relating to the mugging received at the Crime-Stoppers call line.

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