Vatican Deny Shroud Of Turin Toilet Paper Being Used In Pope Benedict’s Private Restroom

A Vatican spokesman today denied rumours that the Shroud of Turin’s ancient image is adorned across the pope’s very own toilet paper. When asked to stop back tracking and wipe the slate clean by an overly enthusiastic local report, cardinal Alphonso had this to say to awaiting press. ” We totally refute such blatant lies, … Continue reading

Charlton Heston’s Gun Taken From His Cold, Dead Hand

Police are currently looking for a six foot white supremacist carrying a gun which still has two fingers attached to it.

Chaos Continues As Passengers fly naked From Terminal 5

Consumer groups have launched a scathing attack on British Airways chief executive Willie Walsh and his management team over the Heathrow Terminal 5 “debacle”. It has been reported today that passengers have been forced to fly naked and abandon clothes in order to be able to board some flights. One outraged passenger said “I couldn’t … Continue reading

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