Kemp In Drugs Protest


A group of unidentifiable people held a silent protest waving banners calling for the ” Legalization of Kemp” in London yesterday. A flurry of press and television attention quickly encircled the home of Actor Ross Kemp near Sheppard’s Bush. The actor formerly of the BBC’s, Eastenders television programme was flummoxed by the sudden media attention.

Mr Kemp denied any knowledge of such a protest nor of the reasons behind it as he felt he hadn’t done anything to warrant him being legalised by the courts . Police called to the scene by local residents quickly cleared up any confusion when it transpired that it was a group of dyslexic Marijuana smokers who were actually seeking the legalisation of Hemp.

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