27 | April | 2008 | THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire

Gordon Brown Goes for Pink Vote In Local Elections

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Filed under gay and lesbian, gordon brown, local elections, pink vote

Race For Mayor Of London 2008

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Filed under boris johnson, ken livingston, mayor of london

Look A-Likes

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Filed under amy winehouse, look a likes, yootha joyce

Paris Hilton In Adoption Sit-In

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The trend in Hollywood of late has been to adopt children from under privilege countries. Previous years trends has been as we are all aware to have a miniature dog as a fashion item. Paris Hilton who is known in America for her love of trend setting denounced the move in the press yesterday after … Continue reading →

Filed under adoption, animals, hollywood, madonna, paris hilton, tinsel town

Gun Dog Becomes Bum Dog

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A man in America was charged with having sex with a dead dog, in full view of a day care centre. Jeremy Bassett, a 23 year old from Michigan, is charged with “crimes against nature” after he was allegedly seen engaging in anal sex with the corpse of a dead dog. The dead dog which … Continue reading →

Filed under america, animal sex, forensic, gun dog