John Prescott: Who Ate All The Pies



John Prescott has today slammed critics for casting doubt on his contention that his bulimia was responsible for his very public extra-marital affair with aide Tracey Temple.

The former Deputy PM shocked the nation with his revelation that he suffered from the illness. It was Prescott’s assertion that the bulimia directly caused him to stray from his wife with former assistant Temple, 46.

It is uncertain however, if Mr Prescott actually knows what bulimia is. Medical research shows that bulimia brings on an over gorging of food promptly followed by forcing oneself to be sick in order to dispel the aforementioned food. Upon looking at pictures of Mr Prescott during the time of his extra marital affair, one can only assume he managed to eat the food but forgot to make himself sick afterwards.

Neither Mr Prescott nor Miss Temple were available for a comment on the matter. However , rumours have circulated that Miss Temple during the affair also threw up quite a lot too. We have been unable to ascertain if this was due to bulimia also or merely due to the realization as to who she was actually having sex with.

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