Last Word On The Subject?

Eagle eyed viewer Ged Simpson spotted some more Champions League jokes and sent them in to your favourite newspaper.

John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka – and like him it’s bottled in Russia.

After Ryan Giggs lifted the Champions League cup for a second time he had a peek inside and there was a Chocolate Orange in it. He said – “It’s not Terry’s, it’s mine!”

Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5.

Ged Simpson

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