French Police Investigate Fishy Tale
Protesting French fishermen raided a supermarket and handed frozen fish out to passers-by in western France. A man who has fishfinger hands was arrested by police called to the scene in a case of mistaken identity. The man who lives near to the incident has a genetic deformity in which each finger on his hands … Continue reading
Malawi approves Madonna adoption
Malawi has confirmed that it has now officially adopted Pop Star Madonna. The singing Diva was unfortunately not available for comment last night when news broke just after midnight. Justice Andrew Nyirenda said he was satisfied Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie were “perfect for the country”. President Bingu Wa Mutharika confirmed, “I am looking forward … Continue reading
US Chain Pulls Plug On ‘Terror Scarf’ Ad
The US chain Dunkin’ Donuts has pulled an advert following complaints that the scarf worn by a celebrity chef offered symbolic support for Islamic extremism. The online advert for iced coffee featured the a well-known US television chef. She was wearing a black-and-white checked scarf around her neck that resembled a traditional Arab keffiyeh. The … Continue reading
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