French Police Investigate Fishy Tale



Protesting French fishermen raided a supermarket and handed frozen fish out to passers-by in western France.

A man who has fishfinger hands was arrested by police called to the scene in a case of mistaken identity. The man who lives near to the incident has a genetic deformity in which each finger on his hands looks like a freshly frozen fishfinger. He was pounced upon by police who believed he was carrying stolen produce in his hands. Unfortunately part of one of the man’s fingers was snapped off during the arrest.Police are currently hoping a tip off from the general public will help them with their inquiries.

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