Amy Winehouse Attacked Fan To Save Tits


The truth emerged today as to why Amy Winehouse attacked a fan at the Glastonbury festival. Our exclusive picture shows that her scruffy beehive is now the habitat of 3 young brown tits . We spoke to an wildlife expert who said ” Amy’s hair is so dirty and scruffy it has created a perfect nesting environment for the brown tits. On Saturday at Glastonbury it all became too much for Amy when a fan went too close to the nest and that is why Amy lashed out”.

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