05 | July | 2008 | THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire

New Robocop movie runs into budget difficulties

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Prince Charles injured when Camilla’s make-up box explodes

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Jackie Chan in Bum-Bag Row

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Movie superstar, Jackie Chan was dragged kicking and screaming from his local Poundstretcher for wearing a Bum-Bag. Poundstretcher chief-executive Martin Scrote, informed all his shop workers not to allow any martial arts experts to enter the store wearing the waist purses. Mr Chan, aged 124, had been warned in the past for wearing his pouch, … Continue reading →

Filed under Bumbags, Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan, movies, Rush Hour

Man Arrested for Licking Bobbies Helmet

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Further troubles in Northern Japan, during a gay rights rally. 24 year old Tung Mi was arrested for appearing to lick the helmet of a senior police officer. Mr Tung, a local dj and former Mick Jagger impersonator, claims he was only thirsty and noticed some watery residue on the tip of the officers helmet. … Continue reading →

Filed under animal rights, gay and lesbian, helmet, japan, police, toe licking