Man Arrested for Licking Bobbies Helmet


Further troubles in Northern Japan, during a gay rights rally. 24 year old Tung Mi was arrested for appearing to lick the helmet of a senior police officer. Mr Tung, a local dj and former Mick Jagger impersonator, claims he was only thirsty and noticed some watery residue on the tip of the officers helmet.

Police deny any provocation, claiming that officers wore tight fitting hot pants only to blend in with the crowd.

The police are appealing for witnesses, while the witnesses believe the police are appealing.

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