26 | July | 2008 | THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire

Political Display In Arrest Dismay

Posted by GregB on July 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Olympics-theme floral displays have been arrested in south Beijing, China after one of the displays dared to unfurl the banned Tibetan flag. As yet no word has been heard of the arrested floral display but Gardening experts fear that being left in a dark cell without plant food or adequate water may spell the end … Continue reading →

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German Tourist Shot dead By S.A.S on Brighton Beach

Posted by GregB on July 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Tourists on Brighton beach looked on in horror as S.A.S marksmen shot dead a German man who was seen wearing Speedo’s. Erik Shunn 44 was shot at point blank range and died instantly. A spokesman for the S.A.S unit said “I know this may seem harsh but Speedo’s have been outlawed in Britain since the … Continue reading →

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