John McCain: Convention Dilemma

ESCAPING John (GUSTAV) McCain Republican Party presidential hopeful John McCain and his running mate Sarah Palin were travelling to Mississippi on Sunday to observe storm preparations.The Republican National Convention is due to open on Monday in Minnesota and officials are considering what to do about the gathering. News of the forthcoming convention however, caused near … Continue reading

The Global News Terrorists Weekend Magazine

Hand In A Jar Zombie Pet Foods By ANL Products

Exclusive Picture Reveals Woman With Her Giant Pussy

The Weekly Festival News Round Up

Landmine Festival: Organisers asked about its controversy in holding such a festival said that we all need to tread carefully when dealing with such issues. The OAP’s festival of remembrance is slightly muted this year due to the committee all suffering from Alzheimer’s. Festival of Love: This year’s festival ends in chaos as Relate Police … Continue reading

Ferguson sweats on Dimitar Berbatov

Tottenham Hotspur accused Manchester United boss; Sir Alex Ferguson, of perverted sexual practices in his attempt to attract their Striker Dimitar Berbatov to Old Trafford. By SLAP

Thomas Cook receives Thousands Of Complaints After Misleading ‘Spit Roasting Weekend’ Advert

Thousands of tourists have jammed complaint hot lines after arriving home from the widely advertised ‘Spit Roasting’ Weekend in Germany. One angry customer Ivon Biggen said ” I can’t believe a holiday company can get away this. I booked this break after reading an advert saying ” DO YOU FANCY A SPIT ROAST THIS WEEKEND … Continue reading

Top Civil Servant Loses Himself Whilst Carrying Official Secrets

A leaked Government report has confirmed that a top civil servant has been lost whilst filing official secrets reports in an undisclosed government office. The as yet unnamed civil servant who was carrying reports from one office to another in the same building disappeared some time on Thursday afternoon and as not been traced at … Continue reading

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Gary Glitter In Under Age Olympic Controversy?

BEIJING — Questions persisted Friday about the ages of China’s gold-medal women’s gymnastics team. Are they 14? Are they 16? Hoping to put a definitive end to a simmering controversy, China was asked to provide additional documents that prove five of the six team. Gary Glitters agent has denied he has approached the International Olympic … Continue reading

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