McCain: A Stair Lift To The White House?

John McCain has recently stated that Barack Obama was too young to be the next President. However, some in the media have in fact recently been accusing senator McCain himself of being far too old for the job.

John McCain has as expected in the press, strenuously denied he is too old for the job. However, in an exclusive for the Global News Terrorist newspaper, Mr McCain was secretly pictured at his home this week using a stair lift.

Will the White House soon be buzzing with the sound of a stir lift motor? Will the presidents chair be replaced with a commode? Only the American people can decide.

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