Global Food Prices Hit Biblical Stories Shock.


Today Jesus Christ was the first Religious leader to come out and openly express his concerns over the increase in global food prices. Jesus as he likes to be known to his followers was re-enacting his much publicized feeding of the five thousand to his followers when word reached him of the current price hikes.

“It comes to something when I cannot afford to feed five thousand people anymore. The best I could manage to drum up this time was finger rolls and and a few fish bites from the local supermarket.”, Jesus confirmed to our biblical reporter.

Economics experts have also confirmed that the problem is also linked to the recent fall in Denarii as the economy heads further into a decline.

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