The Weekly Festival News Round Up

The annual River Dance Festival: It is called off due to localised flooding. Anyone who has lost their shoes can ring a special helpline organisers confirmed.

T in the Park Festival: Thousands complain to organisers at the poor standard of refreshments when all that is on offer is cream scones and cups of tea.

Real Ale Festival: It ends in fight as young slim man without facial hair not only orders a lager at the bar but also fails to order pork scratching or scampi fries.

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