Inflatable Faeces Raises A Stink
David Miliband has denied he had anything to do with a recent incident in London. A large inflatable faeces was released from its moorings and seen heading towards number 10 Downing Street. A witness to the incident said that he saw it all unfold and has passed a description of the perpetrator of the crime to the Metropolitan Police. The eye witness accounts confirms that a small schoolboy wearing sch00l shorts and a blazer and rather impish smile was seen cutting away at the ropes holding the inflatable down. The Metropolitan police are looking into rumours that this was somehow a clear message from certain quarters within the Labour Party as to what they think of Mr Browns first term in office.
Lance Spelling
