The Weekly Festival News Round Up


The Star Wars fest: Darth Vader was arrested as he was obsessed with Princess Leia’s Buns. Police are investigating what “can I show you the dark side?” means.

Festival organisers in Brazil are in receipt of hundreds of complaint calls from a Mr R D’Janeiro when thousands turn up at his Tupperware party in Brixton.

Wicker Man Festival: Druids try to stop the festival as the organisers are shocked to see a group of pensioners making fine baskets and garden furniture.

The Dudes with Boobs Fest is in chaos when rival bra gangs get too much off their chests. Some visitors require hospitalization due to a missile being fired from Wonderbra catapult.

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