Top Civil Servant Loses Himself Whilst Carrying Official Secrets

A leaked Government report has confirmed that a top civil servant has been lost whilst filing official secrets reports in an undisclosed government office. The as yet unnamed civil servant who was carrying reports from one office to another in the same building disappeared some time on Thursday afternoon and as not been traced at the time of this article going to press. Officers only realized that their colleague had disappeared when the unnamed person failed to turn up for his coffee break.

This is yet another example of the catalogue of errors that have occurred in the last twelve months. Both MI5 and MI6 have been called in to monitor the situation due to the ineptitude and callous disregard for security some officials are viewing for official property. No confirmation has been made as to the role the two security departments will be undertaking during the enquiry. However, a day care centre/nursery for civil servants has not been ruled out as far as we know.

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