October | 2008 | THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire

Dr Who Star Announces He Is Leaving the Show

Posted by GregB on October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Filed under bbc, cult tv, david tennant, dr who, science fiction, time lord, time travel

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Posted by GregB on October 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Controversy Over New School Play In Manchester

Posted by GregB on October 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

A row has broken out between a school in Manchester and local council officials. The row began when the local mainly Muslim school planned it’s adaptation of the musical “West Side Story” which they aptly renamed The ‘West Bank Story’. The deputy head, Mohammad Mombassa said he couldn’t see what all the fuss was about. … Continue reading →

Filed under a love story, council officials, festivals, Manchester, school plays, west bank, west side story

Prince Charles In Japanese Viagra Trials Denial

Posted by GregB on October 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Filed under camilla, camilla parker bowles, japan, prince charles, royal tour, viagra

Government Bans Violent OAP Game As Wii Version Causes A Stink

Posted by GregB on October 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Filed under bingo wings, grand theft auto, grannies, guns, mobility scooters, tartan shopping trollies, video games, violent, wii

Paris Hilton Denies Dressing Her Dog As Sarah Palin

Posted by GregB on October 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Filed under paris hilton, sarah palin, US election campaign

X Factor Auditions Start In Beirut

Posted by GregB on October 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The first X Factor auditions start in Beirut today with thousands expected to turn up for the show. Programme producers have asked for those auditioning to keep any Hamas or Hezbollah songs to a minimum.

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