Archive News: North Korean Nuclear Test

So, North Korea have tested a nuclear weapon…allegedly! Reports in today claim it could well have been a stray US missile from the 1st gulf war. “It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve missed the target”, said a US General.
Condemnation has been widespread across the globe. In the UK, Tony Blair frowned, in France, Jacques Chirac shrugged his shoulders.

In the US, George Bush appeared to show concern when he heard that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are to appear on TV together after their recent bust-up.

“We will not accept this act. We will not allow these people onto our TV screens, terrorising our Nation!”. Bush went on to say “I used to like Kim Jong II, I thought he was great in Team America”.

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