No Ghosts, "So We Didn’t Order Porn"


A local newspaper in America, The Gwinnett County Herald reported on Friday a curious case indeed. A local couple, Elijah and Davina Crankier got a bit of a shock when they opened their cable television bill to find they had been charged for a dozen pornographic movies they claim they had never ordered.

Mr Crankier was insistent that something was amiss with their bill when it arrived just a few days ago. “It’s only me and the wife living here,” said Elijah. “There’s no kids, there’s no dog, there’s no ghost that’s wanting to watch this type of stuff.” He confirmed.
It is reported that they had found listed on their bill films including Begging for it All and Show Momma What You Got in Your Toolbox and Anything Goes As Long As It Is Big and Wide. All had been charged to the Crankier couple over a period of 11 days.
“And to have that kind of filth listed explicitly on our bill – it made me sick,” Mr Crankier said.

“It ain’t the first time neither. Why only last month we received a whole load of sex aids through the post. What would I want with a butt plug, a gelding irons or a 12′ black dildo? For god’s sake we are Christians and we Christians don’t use such things on ourselves, well at least not when we have farm animals around.”
Mrs Crankier was unable to confirm if she was able to clear the matter up for the local reporter. The couple have since complained to the cable company and are waiting to find out if in fact they will be reimbursed with charges for the films credited to their account.
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