Martyrdom Not What It Used To Be

The Muslim world waits with bated breath after the current credit crunch has a knock on affect to the number of virgins they may receive after martyrdom. Al Mapha Bin Mapha a leading actuary working on the virgin/martyrdom audit has confirmed today that possible changes may need to be made. “For sometime now or at … Continue reading

Scout Club AGM

Dear Member, We hope you will be able to attend our 5th annual general meeting of the Wirral Scout Club. This year it will be held at the local parish hall at 6.45 pm and I have been assured that the Octogenarian’s Boxercise Class will have vacated the hall by 6.25pm precisely and any fluid … Continue reading

Exotic Bird Swallowed Up

Families and tourists in a London park were left shocked when a pigeon picked up and swallowed a pelican. The unusual wildlife spectacle in St James’s Park was caught on camera by a local photographer who wishes to remain anominous in case of reprisals by low flying pigeon gangs. A common a garden pigeon had … Continue reading

Soapbox News Headlines From Across Britain

Graduate with BA Honours looks forward to walking dogs for a living as first job since graduating. We ask how could 3 years at University get any better in modern Britain. Out of work model asks why is it only the dead or the queen who gets their faces on Royal Mail stamps? What rights … Continue reading

Vatican Denies Nativity Scene Too Commercialised These Days

Sometimes Buying Christmas Presents Can Be A Nightmare

He’s Back!

The Global News Terrorists At The Movies

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he eat six or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a £1.80 Magnum, the creamiest ice cream in the world, and would blow your mind with one lick, you’ve got to ask … Continue reading

Video Games You Never Want To Buy

ANL Products brings you the latest craze from the home counties Morris Dance Revolution Universe 2. The No1 best selling dance game that is selling more than you could shake a stick at.

Carlos Tevez Receives A Suprise Visit At Training Ground

Anna Black’s Signed Photograph Quest

Anna Black is a remarkable woman who is on a personal quest to find 2190 people who will have their photograph taken with a signed photograph of Arthur Bostrom who, if you don’t already know is more famously known for playing Officer Crabtree in the long running BBC comedy ‘Allo ‘Allo! Anna’s quest is to … Continue reading

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