Controversy Over City Banks Introducing New Dispensers To Calm Nerves As Recession Bites

The Government has voiced its concern over the alleged introduction of a New type of drinks dispenser in offices of some of the biggest names in the city. Mr Brown has asked for the city to remain calm as the recession hits the country.

Miss D Point, Chief Executive of one of the worst hit Hedge Fund firms confirmed, “Well I cannot see what the problem is. The atmosphere has certainly lightened since the new dispensers have been installed. Hic!”

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